i like to watch rugby!
i like to watch it live!
i dont actually watcht he game!
i get drunk!
i like to get drunk!
i like to get drunk and meet new people!
i like to get drunk and experiance other cultures and people from new zealand!
i like to get drunk and take photos!
i like to get drunk and watch rugby!
so why is it when drunk jesus rolls intot the stadium five minutes before kickoff and takes his seat in the cheapest part of the ground at the very front row the people behind take offence!
"sit down!" "shut up!" "stop touching my breasts!"
if you cant handle the f'n support get outta the ground, didnt god himself mr o'neil make alcohol free bays so mr.dipshit can take his five year old son bobby to the game and sit on his hands and pretend he gives a rats ass!
and further more if someone asks for a photo witht he weird drunk guy in the funny threads and that weird drunk guy accidentally brushes the side of her breast does it count? i dont f'n think so! if there isnt a plam full or a nipple touch its not a grope!
anyway, thats a blog for another day!
jesus loves you!
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3 comments:
it'd be rude not to get a cheeky breast glance in. not that you can claim it was an accident anymore... it's on the internet!
A bloody good point you raise Jesus, and one that I've been considering for some time, they have an alcohol free area... how about a pisshead yobbo area?
No-one could choose to sit in the pisshead yobbo area and complain about swearing or standing up.. I'd definately buy tickets there.
And they should have a cans bar to save you going all the way to get a beer. Or one of those guys walking around with a keg on his back.
And dancing girls, everyone likes dancing girls. Maybe we can get those skanky ones that the Queenslanders kicked out?
Boob graze. Nice
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