we lost, so why isn't everyone hassling the shit outta Robbie? why is he such a golden boy, we didnt just lose, we got our asses slow cooked, double glazed and served back to us in the new mcdonalds slow and cold style rather than the old style when the burgers were warm and you got your order within half a fuckin hour (were not waiting for fine food here people and im trying to keep a front rowers physique goin!) why is it that aussie Robbie is a god?
we have only had one decent win (the first bledisloe game) all the others we would have won under Eddie Jones! so why when that win is wiped off the record by an absolute hiding in auckland does everyone jump on the, its not the end of the world!
i have a theory, when i drink 6 beers i get a buzz going, this was the wallabies 6th game under Robbie Deans! my theory is that Robbie knows the limits of his team intake! once ive had six beers, if someone offers me another i get all Kevin Rudd and down another 10 and end up in a stripclub in new york offering a twenty to some hooker named Tatafu, wait a minute, that wasnt in new york...............
anyway, i think Robbie may have intentionally thrown the game! he saw his team getting a bit of a buzz going and he cut them off, he didnt let them get drunk on power just yet! confidence can ad a point or two in a game, but arrangance can cost you! i think Robbie knew this and went out with a negative gameplan to intentionally make his team react under pressure! they failed and he will learn more from that failure than he has from the five victories before!
what do i base this theory on you ask? nothing, thats right nothing, see, jesus is a sore loser, thats why he banished the devil forever without parole!
im clinging to hope! if you wanna take that hope from me, its going to take alot of alcohol and a beating your not capable of giving!
peace out homies!
jesus
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