who was that ugly girl at 4am that offered me favours of a sexual nature to gain an extra spot in the taxi cue?
and further more being that we were in the middle of the line, would she keep giving favours till she got to the front of it?
what if her cab had come before i finished?
is it still my cab or is it the gesture and not the end result that counts?
the answers to these questions are more suited to a relationship and feelings blog like GreenandGoldrugby's!
i want to talk about the most overrated first wallaby cap of any player in recent history!
DICK F@#KIN BROWN
When Wycliff Palu limped off the field in the 37th minute a new wallaby was born. Dick Brown became number eight hundred and something in the list of Wallabies, such names as John Eales, David Campese and Berrick Barnes! now we have Dick Brown!
now dont get me wrong i quite like Dick Brown, he has performed well. but alot of that has to do with being in a mediocre team. if a good player plays next to crap they usually stand out a little. Its why Howill looks so good next to Sharpe.
My problem is that he has been universally praised for his performance in saturday nights loss. why am i upset, he did nothing! a young lass on the TWF.com.au forums wrote "from his first touch you knew he was destined to be the wallaby number 8 for a long time". thats fine, there is a bias there and i accept that she loves Dick Brown, but Dick's first touch was to come off the back of a scrum get picked up and driven back ten metres!
so f that first touch proved anything its if Dick starts under the old laws, Dicks going to shrivel up like...............like a dick in the cold!
now he played well he ran fast, had a youthfull exuberence about him and was in everything. now so is George Bush, only difference is when George Bush gets involved in something he actually makes something happen! if Dick Brown was the first man to Iraq all those years ago, no one in Iraq would have noticed yet, cos Dick in a Ruck = just another body in the way! his aggresiveness that he was billed as having just seems to be speed, he does realise he is meant to be going after or protecting the ball doesnt he?
in summary, when a plump lady offers to blow you for a spot in the cab line, no good can come from it! and when Dick Brown gets to a ruck, dont worry, just go about your bussiness and catch your cab!
jesus out!
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