Saturday, October 18, 2008

super expansion plans

the economy crashed the other day. i didnt care to much i was drunk and having an asthma attack after smoking a bong with a local homeless man. why is this relevent, answer - after 11 beers and 2 cones i harness the mindset of John O'neil. thats right, 11 beers and 2 cones and i become a part of the O'neil thought process.

so that leads me to an idea i had during this drunken, stoned and tired conversation, the idea of a lifetime, and idea to harness the raw economic prowess of asia and hord the money for australia!!!!!!

the super 14 is set to expand next year to include a fifth australian team, but with the current credit crisis these plans might be at the wrong time, what better way to use this opportunity than for australia to give the franchise to asia!!!

while i would prefer the team went to honk kong so tourists could stay at asian disney land, Japan seems to be the front runner to get a side and with there international team building and interest already int he country it seems like a fair call. why should we give them the side? its simple, if we place our team in japan, we can have a half japanese half aussie side, this means that we can send a few veterans and some up and comers to japan to team with locals, this gives japan an opportunity to learn and be more competitive as they gradually fill an entire team roster and also gives them knowledge not to employ eddie jones. it gives australia the chance to blood new players without experiancing the player drain that the force created by not having any local players.

if the super rugby series is to be expanded again in a few years time, japan could then take control of this franchise completely and australia could attain a fifth team leaving a gradual and easy transition to filling the team when the time is right!

could work, might not,
but lets just hope someone does something to actually create a new team rather than steal with dirty money and prostitute players like whores around the country! 

god speed little munchkins.
jesus out!

Monday, October 13, 2008

WARATAHS BLINDSIGHTED!

recruiting for the 2009 super rugby season in australia hit new highs and lows in the last few weeks, while clubs secretly go about recruiting international players, queensland raided new zealand, rumours had it the waratahs were chasing all black ali williams, and perth continued to poor water on suggestions of player unrest by talking about other organisations and ignoring anything close to denial!

but this is about the waratahs, and there search for a new blindside flanker.

with the loss of Rocky (may he rest in ireland) and Vics (may he not strain his shoulder doing exams) the waratahs are desperatly trying to block a couple of sizable gaps in there pack, but in my opinion the answer is right in front of them.

with the addition of scott fava and the promotion of beau robinson to the main squad the gaps are already plugged and we can save money and make a big play for rocky in a years time when he turns up on australias doorstep with a souped up agent looking for cash!

my plan is to move palu to number 6, i know he is the best 8 in the country but by moving him to six he blocks the channel in defence that is Beales main problem and allows the second part of the plan to come into effect, TPN to 8, with freier back at hooker, TPN can move to 8 were his around the ground abilities and strong running could prove the vital cog in a rebuilding waratahs pack, with speed agility and ball playing ability TPN can avoid the crooked throws and become the premier 8 in the country, plus be a back up for 2 late int he game and allow the fresh faced robinson to take advantage of tired defences.

with mumm back in the pack at lock we would have a strong agile ball playing pack with plenty of backup on the bench, while the lineouts will suffer without vicks, there is only 1 or 2 people in world rugby who could possibly fill that gap and none of them are off contract so its mission impossible at the moment, could be worse than mumm, sharpe could be coming!

jesus out!